The Orange Box

Platform: Xbox 360, also PS3 and PC.
Verdict: The future’s bright.
Rating: 5/5
Now that my belly is fat with cake and my thumbs blistering from the excessive list of quality pre-Christmas games, it’s time to kick back and catch up on those titles I missed. They’ll handily help fill the gaming drought in this most depressing of months too.
With plenty of great games for Santa to choose from, The Orange Box was the most conspicuous omission from last year’s reviews, especially as it should have been one of my top 5 games of 2007. Time to make amends then.
The Orange Box isn’t a collection of citrus flavoured chocolates or some ill advised Dragon’s Den ‘innovation’ but a rather fine compendium of Valve made games. Included in this bumper package is the seminal Half Life 2 (the game that defined physics based puzzling) and its two highly rated episodic sequels. As if that wasn’t enough you get Team Fortress 2 (a super stylised multiplayer game) and Portal (a mind melting, space bending FPS puzzler) thrown in too. Both of which are inspiringly innovative in their own right and juicy, brandy soaked cherries on the already sumptuous cake.
For such AAA generosity there must be a catch right? Wrong. Unless you have some guilty complex that makes you insist on paying full price for every game in the (orange) box. Instead, pay your £30 and be glad Gabe Newell has seen fit to deliver his quality slices of prime gaming beef at a discount price. Be very glad.
So, you might have guessed I like it. You’re wrong (again), I really like it. I want to hug it, buy it presents and take photobooth shots of us on our perfect day. If that was any day in particular it’d be the day I finished the regrettably short Portal - the most perfect slice of gaming pie there possibly ever has been. Innovative, perplexing, amusing and downright marvel at the infinite vastness of space, mind bendingly brilliant. All in the pursuit of cake too.